Thou shalt not

use the word ‘woot’, or the phrase ‘woot-woot’, or any variation thereof (including, but not limited to, the use of hyphens, capitalisation, multiple Os and the replacement of Ts with Ps) in order to express excitement or enthusiasm. Again, please learn more words.

Exceptions can be made for monkeys, those who have suffered brain damage or subnormal mental development for any reason, and girls up to the age of thirteen. But especially monkeys.

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